Saturday, August 17, 2013

5 haiku about stripping

Call me exotic
And watch me take all your cash,
Orientalist.

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Dear lapdance boners,
Why do you always go left?
The right pant leg's bad?

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"Waiting for a friend,"
Lonely guy at the bar says.
You're so full of shit.

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Don't use Summer's Eve.
Your vag is supposed to smell.
Sprayed it near my lunch.

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House fees and tip outs
Violate employment law.
Still we pay it all.

2 comments:

  1. I was hoping to see some comment about the profiling decision.
    This is clever, though.
    Mike

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