Call me exotic
And watch me take all your cash,
Orientalist.
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Dear lapdance boners,
Why do you always go left?
The right pant leg's bad?
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"Waiting for a friend,"
Lonely guy at the bar says.
You're so full of shit.
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Don't use Summer's Eve.
Your vag is supposed to smell.
Sprayed it near my lunch.
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House fees and tip outs
Violate employment law.
Still we pay it all.
lol
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Mike
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